- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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