Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Obama lin Baden.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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