- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's 1+1? 69.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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