What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Manchester City

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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