- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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