What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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