- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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My cat just died.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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