- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Tunechi

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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