- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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