Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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