"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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