- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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