- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning