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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.