- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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