- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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