- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

I don't get it

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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