What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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