- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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