- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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