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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You had better thumbs up this post.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Poop

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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