Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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