Should a pole bump an alarm?

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big and messy? A big mess

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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