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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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