- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

your life

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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