- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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