- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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