what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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