Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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12/23/2012

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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