How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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