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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock Who's there

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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