- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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