- Anti Joke

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.