- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Your mums a potato

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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