- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Women's Rights.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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