- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.