Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What hurts like hell? HELL

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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