What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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