- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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