- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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