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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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