- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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