- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

swag

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

The child was fired from his job.

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