- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Womans baksetball...

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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