- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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