- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Andoni was here

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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