- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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