- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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