- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Dwarf Shortage

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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