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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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