- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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