Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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