- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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