What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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hi penis ham telephone

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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