Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

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