"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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