So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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