- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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