Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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