- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Blacks

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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