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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your Mom The End.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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