- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

9/11 my birthday

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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