- Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.