Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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