- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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