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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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