THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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