- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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