Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

No your aunties a joke

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Men's rights

Boxing on Boxing Day

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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