Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Anti Joke

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