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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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