What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Sarah Palin.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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