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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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