- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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