Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Women's rights

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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