Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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