The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

i like turtles

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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