- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

poopy is poopy

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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