why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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