A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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silver bullet?

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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