- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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