Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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womens rights.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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