- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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