FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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The Labour Party.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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