What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why? Why not?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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