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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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