- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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