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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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