It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Take part of what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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