- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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