Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats 1+1? window!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

asians have slitted eyes lol

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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