- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

kennah campion... being nice

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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