- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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