- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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