- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Refridgerator.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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