- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Get on the boat.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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