- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock. Doors open

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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