Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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