Women's Rights

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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i like turtles

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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