whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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