Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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