Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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