Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

the WNBA.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

school homewrok

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

guess what? bannanas

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

women rights

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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