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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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