what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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knock knock? come in

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Anti Joke

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