ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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