- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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