- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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