- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Dumb

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why is this joke funny It isn't

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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