Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

who is gay wit mon james cornish

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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