What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Your big dick.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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