- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Obama = ebola

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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