Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Choir.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Hey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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