What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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