how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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