How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Women.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

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