Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Cheese

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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