Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

The chickens have become self-aware!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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