Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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