- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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