what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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