A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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hard cheese

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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