I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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