Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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kieran is a homosexual

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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