What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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