What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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