- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's white and gluey Glue

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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