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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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