- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Where's my baby??

rent a cops

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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