- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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