Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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