- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What is better than life? Nothing.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??