- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Call of Duty is a good game.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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