What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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My jeans

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

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