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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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