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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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