What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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