- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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