What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Anti Joke

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