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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

womens rights.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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