- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Adam Chebali is awesome

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Eric is gay Ha

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