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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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