What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Title IX

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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