- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Jesus Christ

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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