- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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