What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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