A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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