- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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