- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

knock knock who's there? faith

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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