Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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