- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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