Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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