What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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