How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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