A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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what are you mike bibby?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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