- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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