- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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