A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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