Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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