- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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