- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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