Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why does the man appear fat he is

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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