What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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