- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Jesus Christ

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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