Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What is cowboy say

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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