roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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deez nuts

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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