- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

hi penis ham telephone

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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