whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

The New York Giants

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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