- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worse than failing your maths test?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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