A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Sarah Palin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

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