- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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