- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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