What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock Knock Come in

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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