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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

David Cameron

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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