- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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