Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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