A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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All of these jokes are about white people

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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a man checks his mypsace

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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