- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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