A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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